oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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