i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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