is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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