I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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