Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset