Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...