Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I deserve this hangover.
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