Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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