you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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