I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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