just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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