Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I have tasted many bathrooms
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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