No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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