thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Enjoy the penises
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
