How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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