A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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