I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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