the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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