i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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