ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
