he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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