: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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