Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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