Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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