First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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