Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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