No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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