it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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