made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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