I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
