Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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