Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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