I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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