Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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