We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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