Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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