its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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