Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Less talking, more tequila
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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