Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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