absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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