The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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