I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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