I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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