I wish i was in the wii world.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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