Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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