too bad you live with your parents still
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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