it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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