YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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