your thong is hanging out like whoa
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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