sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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