I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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