I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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