his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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