Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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