i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.