Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
