i think i have herpe
just one?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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