how can u be prego again
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Randomize
