the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the day after is always just damage control
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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