there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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